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Written by The Pharmacist
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Thursday, 10 February 2005 |
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some
cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady explains she needs it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes get big and he says, " Lord have mercy, I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! They'll throw both
of us in jail and I'll lose my license."
The lady then reachs into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to the pharmacist.
The pharmacist looks at the picture and replies, "Well now, you didn't tell
me you had a prescription."
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