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Written by Postie
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Monday, 21 February 2005 |
A mailman was retiring after 30 years on the same route. He had the same route his entire career and had gotten to know everyone on his route like a member of his family.
On his last day, the mailman was receiving a small gift from everyone along the way as a thank you.
When he came to the last house on the block he was met at the door by a gorgeous blonde in some lacy lingerie. Without saying a word she pulled him in the house and into her bedroom where she had her way with him.
When she was finished she led him to the kitchen where she had fixed a huge breakfast for him. Under his breakfast plate he noticed a dollar bill tucked under the plate. She told him, "That's for you also."
The mailman asked "to what do I owe all of this generosity?"
The blonde replied, "Last night I told my husband today was the mailman's
last day, maybe we should get him a nice gift. He said 'Screw Him! Give him a dollar'. But the breakfast was my idea."
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